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• War crime trials may be delayed after the Supreme Court rules that suspected terrorists have rights, too. (And feelings.)
• The beginning of the end of the R. Kelly trial begins today, and sadly, Kelly himself won’t be making the 20 minute long rhyming closing argument.
• Marijuana potency is at its highest in 30 years, according to a new White House study entitled, “That’s (KAFF!) Some Good Shit. (KAFF! KAFF!)”
• A right-wing judge stops an obscenity trial after admitting his personal website also contains fetishy porn. Such as what? Such as this: “Among the images on the site were a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal.” CONSERVATIVES ARE EFFING WEIRD.
• And finally, FOX News does it again! (And by “again” I mean, “shows their immense racial ignorance by referring to Michelle Obama as “Obama’s Baby Mama.”) The video is here. Ugh.

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Neil DiamondAfter canceling his September performance in Portland, Neil Diamond is back and ready to blow us out of our seats! Fine, maybe he won’t “blow us,” but I bet he’ll come to the stage locked and loaded with hits such as “Cherry, Cherry,” “Sweet Caroline,” and “I’m a Believer.” And does anybody remember “Heartlight”? I do! WSH Rose Garden, 1 Center Court St., $55-120, 8:00 PM |
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Is that Michelle Malkin? Someone needs to smack that dumb ho upside her head.
Never trust Asians with white names.