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Thursday, June 12, 2008

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jun 12 at 9:34 AM

• War crime trials may be delayed after the Supreme Court rules that suspected terrorists have rights, too. (And feelings.)

The beginning of the end of the R. Kelly trial begins today, and sadly, Kelly himself won’t be making the 20 minute long rhyming closing argument.

Marijuana potency is at its highest in 30 years, according to a new White House study entitled, “That’s (KAFF!) Some Good Shit. (KAFF! KAFF!)”

• A right-wing judge stops an obscenity trial after admitting his personal website also contains fetishy porn. Such as what? Such as this: “Among the images on the site were a photo of naked women on all fours painted to look like cows and a video of a half-dressed man cavorting with a sexually aroused farm animal.” CONSERVATIVES ARE EFFING WEIRD.

• And finally, FOX News does it again! (And by “again” I mean, “shows their immense racial ignorance by referring to Michelle Obama as “Obama’s Baby Mama.”) The video is here. Ugh.

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Comments

Is that Michelle Malkin? Someone needs to smack that dumb ho upside her head.

Never trust Asians with white names.

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Neil Diamond

After canceling his September performance in Portland, Neil Diamond is back and ready to blow us out of our seats! Fine, maybe he won’t “blow us,” but I bet he’ll come to the stage locked and loaded with hits such as “Cherry, Cherry,” “Sweet Caroline,” and “I’m a Believer.” And does anybody remember “Heartlight”? I do! WSH

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