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At a Kentucky plastics plant, an employee shot his supervisor and four other workers before turning the gun on himself. (Note to other supervisors: Never use the phrase, “If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean.”)
Author of The Satanic Verses, Salman Rushdie, has been knighted. So if there are any Muslims still trying to kill him, watch outhomeboy’s got a sword.
Another reason to love Barack Obama? He’s asked his financial team to help Hillary Clinton pay back her massive campaign debts. (Though I still think she should pay ME back for staying in the race for so long!)
This story is so horrible, I can barely link it.
Oregon Republican Gordon Smith says, “Well, if we can’t beat this Obama guy, let’s make voters think we love him!”
Representatives of Oregon and Washington voted last night to recommend building a new I-5 bridge crossing the Columbia in addition to a light rail line, which Vancouverites will never use because we’re building them a bigger fucking bridge.
You guys really want to curtail gridlock? Let’s stick this on the Oregon side of the I-5 bridge.
