If I was less lazy, I’d start up a church around Tony Jaa, who I’m 99 percent sure is the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Proof of that designation can be found at any point in Ong Bak or The Protector, two of the best most badass action flicks in recent memory. Now we’ve got some footage from Ong Bak 2, and it features Tony Jaa beating the shit out of a whole bunch of people, and it looks fantastic.

Another thing I’d do if I was less lazy is make a joke about how I, too, have a tiger taming staff! Eh? Eh? Am I right or am I right?! High five! Sigh.