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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Games “Somebody Will Say to Me, ‘Hi Bill, Howya Doin’?’ I’ll Say, ‘Why Don’t You Mind Your Own Business.’”

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Jun 11 at 2:20 PM

Here at the Mercury, we have a somewhat interesting history with Donkey Kong master Billy Mitchell.

Actually, screw it. I’d write more of an intro to this, but like I could ever write anything half as amazing as the pearls of wisdom Billy Mitchell tosses off with little to no effort. Brave your way through the annoying G4 commentary here, and you’ll see what I mean.

Billy Mitchell is the best.

Comments

Billy Mitchell is so easy to dislike! Check out these comments from his 'fans' over on my site: http://www.publicpress.org/8589

Billy Mitchell is rad!

I saw Steve Wiebe at the NW pinball show in Seattle last weekend. That was okay. But I much rather would have rocked some Baywatch pinball with Billy.

it's a shame. all across the planet there are decent people doing meaningful things to help our world along. but they only make movies about the 5-sigma dicks.

Next on "Nerds With Inflated Egos"!

Eeew. It looks like Kenny Loggins!

DUDE! I just figured out why Billy Mitchell is so hilarious! He is the real life equivalent of David Brent from BBC's The Office. He even smiles the same. YES!