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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Ethics Tuesday Poll: Shia LaBeouf vs. John Cusack

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jun 10 at 2:17 PM

Don’t ask me how I got on the subject, but I’ve been asking everyone in the office today the following question:
Who would you rather make out with: Shia LaBeouf or a Say Anything/ Better Off Dead era John Cusack?

Now, to me, the two are practically interchangeable. Both are good actors and exude a dorky charm. And so far, the results are split right down the middle! So it’s up to you, Blogtownies! (And guys, you’re especially included on this one! I can still hear Erik and Ezra arguing over whether Cusack or the LaBeef is the best tongue wrestler.)

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING POLL:

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE OUT WITH…

Polling closes at 2 pm tomorrow! (Oh, and feel free to discuss the merits of both in your comments below.)

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Comments

Don't drag me into this, I'm a John Cusack man, always have been, always will be.

Posted by ezra | June 10, 2008 2:37 PM

I can't just vote, I need my opinion to be a matter of public record.

Shia LaBeouf is clearly a better kisser.

I mean, did you see Disturbia?

HOT.

Posted by Kiala | June 10, 2008 2:42 PM

May I also suggest an even better poll?

James McAvoy vs. James McAvoy.

Actually..no wait... what about just like a picture of James McAvoy making out with James McAvoy?

I just blew my own mind.

Posted by Kiala | June 10, 2008 2:46 PM

I don't get it. Is the poll posted *supposed* to not be related to the content of the post?

Posted by Michelle | June 10, 2008 4:34 PM

A no-brainer. Hello, Peter Gabriel boombox serenade outside my bedroom window....

Posted by tonya | June 10, 2008 5:11 PM

TWO DOLLARS!

Posted by Johnny Gasparini | June 10, 2008 5:19 PM

Would making out with John Cusack also include being simultaneously serenaded by anthropomorphic hamburgers?

Posted by Dr. Something | June 10, 2008 5:32 PM

Shia LaBeouf is a douchebag, and nobody wants to make out with a douchebag.

Besides there is no way LaBeouf could pull off this line, "My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

Posted by Kai | June 11, 2008 9:01 AM

If this were based on looks alone, LaBeoff for sure. I've always thought Cusack was creepy looking.

As far as acting goes, let's see in a few years after laBeoff has starred as paid assassin in a few movies first. Oh to late LaBoeff, MacAvoy is all over that territory.

Posted by Beer Batter | June 11, 2008 10:00 AM

shai le douche
http://gawker.com/tag/shia-labeouf/?i=395868&t=shia-labeouf-embarrassed-that-he-called-friend-a-faggot-on-camera&autoplay=true

Posted by js | June 11, 2008 2:05 PM

No question. John Cusack. Meow.

Posted by sammyonrye | June 11, 2008 3:23 PM