"Playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal," says George Bush.
I DISAGREE. Fortunately a bunch of surly Americans are with me, and have formed the group Swing 'Em Home, with the sole focus of playing golf as often as it takes to...well..."The bottom line is, we're not going to stop playing golf until every last troop is home from Iraq. And then after that, we're going to keep playing golf, only then, it'll be for ourselves."
Now watch this drive.
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