Even if You Hate Heights and the French... You'll Like This
Sent to my cellphone this morning by an angry reader named Courtney (It's 503 502 2106, if you fancy harrassing me...or sending tips):
"There are nine Trimet cops preventing anyone from boarding at the Lloyd Center MAX stop, with three ticket machines, none are taking credit cards, 2 are only taking cash, and one exact change only. These guys are making sure everyone misses their ride, trying to prevent us teenagers, uh, I'm sorry, I'm thirty, from, er...going on a legitimate trip to the airport. What a riot."