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Monday, July 7, 2008

TV I'm Not Here to Make Friends

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 9:17 AM

Welcome back from your long weekend, everybody. Now before we go any further, I need to make one thing very clear: I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. I'm here to work, I'm here to put out a newspaper-y and bloggy thing, and I'm here to WIN. But "friends"? I don't need 'em. I've got plenty of friends back home. Right now I want to focus on what's important -- and that's winning this competition and not making friends. If I accidentally make a friend? Well... that's cool, I suppose. BUT I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!!

Here is a compilation of reality show clips featuring people who are in complete agreement with myself and each other that THEY ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

Tip o' the hat to Four Four.

 

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1
I'm totally here to make friends.
Posted by Matt Davis on July 7, 2008 at 9:55 AM · Report
2
Actually, my impression is that Matt Davis is here to send mixed signals.

(Note: this is not intended as criticism).
Posted by BrianM on July 7, 2008 at 10:34 AM · Report
3
I am here to make friends with mixed signals, but not with Matt.
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on July 7, 2008 at 11:26 AM · Report
4
I watched this for Marcel from Top Chef, who I have an unhealthy love for. He is my friend...on MySpace.
Posted by Sahar on July 7, 2008 at 11:44 AM · Report
5
I'm here to make friends. I'm just very awkward about it.

Anyone who's ready "I Love TV" over the past several years already knows what W™SH is here to make.
Posted by Samuel John Klein on July 7, 2008 at 12:30 PM · Report
6
I'm actually here to make tortillas.
Posted by A-minus on July 7, 2008 at 1:08 PM · Report

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