CAGE FIGHT TURNS GAY!!! In Arkansas. Where else?

POLLUTION CUTS BY 2050!!! When the G8 will probably extend the deadline to 2090. Because those numbers mean something.

UK PM BROWN EATS EIGHT COURSE DINNER BEFORE FOOD CRISIS TALKS!!! Because he's a fucking idiot. Actually, my mistake. He's Scottish.

SQUABBLEFEST!!! Grandpa McCain really has a shot at the Presidency with a team of advisers who can't agree on the basics. Like, "Isn't Cindy McCain absolutely terrifying?" I mean, there's disagreement there. Sheesh.

HANKY PANKEE YANKEE!!! Madonna rumors are last straw for A-Rod's wife.

Good day.