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Calling All Artistic Types!


Calling All Artistic Types!

Enter the "Design a Christian Starbucks Cup" Coloring Contest!

Waste Your Intellect <i>By the Sea</i>


Waste Your Intellect By the Sea

Lifestyles of the Rich and Miserable

Friday, July 11, 2008

Got Herpes? Want to Teleport?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 1:26 PM

Many of us suffer from genital herpes -- and by "us" I mean "you" and not "me." However, now there's a great new PILL on the market that not only allegedly cures herpes (but most probably doesn't), it also provides another very useful, and kind of horrifying side effect. Check out the following hilarious infomercial for HERPEX.

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