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Monday, July 14, 2008

Battlestar Galactica Toasters!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Jul 14, 2008 at 9:35 AM

Activate... NERDGASM! I truly apologize but I'm super psyched by this limited run Battlestar Galactica toaster. (See, it's funny because on BSG the humans call the Cylons "toasters" because they're machines and... and... oh, never mind.) Anyway, DIG THIS! Not only is the toaster embossed with the BSG insignia, it also toasts a picture of a Cylon onto your bread, AND is only $65! Why, I spend more than that on lunch every week -- but if I had this? All I would EVER eat is toast! Then I would make my Cylon toast fight each other! Pew! Pew-pew-pew! Accck! The human is covering me with jam and eating me! Quick! Get to the resurrection hub!


Get yours quick!


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