1.GUANTANAMO!!! New video shot inside the compound is released.
2.CONDOMS TO CATHOLICS!!! Activists in Sydney win the right to distribute prophylactics to young pilgrims after a court order prohibiting "annoying" the religious journey-makers is overturned.
3.BLITZER!!! Wolf says New Yorker editor David Remnick is running a "neo-nazi" magazine, for running that Obamarrist cover. Over-reaction, much?
4.BEAR MARKET!!! Is Bloomberg speak for the mess we're in. But it's a term loaded with it's own opposite...the bull market...the inevitable upswing that's bound to take place. In China.
5.SILVERMAN!!! Can now fuck Matt Damon if she wants to, having broken up with Jimmy Kimmel, according to Vanity Fair, (or as I like to refer to it now, "the magazine for which I, some day, will be writing.")
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