Have I mentioned I went to college with comedian Andy Dick? We weren't super tight, but we knew each other, and he still owes me $20 for a pizza that I paid for, and that he ate. That being said, this is what he looks like now in a police booking photo taken last night.
Here are the gory and hilariously depressing details of his arrest, courtesy of The Smoking Gun:
Comedian Andy Dick was arrested this morning by California cops on drug and sexual battery charges. Dick, 42, was nabbed around 2 AM in a Riverside County parking lot after he allegedly groped the breasts of a 17-year-old girl and then pulled the teen's tank top and bra down, exposing her breasts (the incident occurred outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant). During a search of Dick, police discovered a small amount of marijuana in his pants pocket and a single Xanax pill for which he did not have a prescription. An "extremely intoxicated" Dick was booked into the Southwest Detention Center, where bail was set at $5,000.
Hey Riverside County police department! Can you maybe make that bail $5,020?
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