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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jul 16, 2008 at 9:08 AM

President Bush invokes executive privilege in a truly transparent attempt to save his own corrupt ass.

Gay couples from other states are one step closer to being allowed to get married in Massachusetts. So I guess that means that gay couples are 1,345,986 steps away from getting married in Georgia.

Meanwhile, gay and lesbian parents are taking John McCain to task for opposing gay adoption. (That is, gays adopting children, rather than straight parents adopting gays. But there's nothing wrong with that either!)

Barack Obama claims the satirical New Yorker cover didn't bother him personally, but it is an insult to Muslim Americans -- and has he mentioned in the last thirty seconds that he ISN'T a Muslim? Well... HE'S NOT!

"Many patients who take the Parkinson's drug Mirapex say they were not fully aware of its rare but strange side effects -- which include a desire to gamble, an urge for sex and compulsive masturbation." OMIGOD! I HAVE PARKINSON'S?!?

The Oregonian battles against every fiber of its being to announce that "no, there is not a war between cars and bikes!"

And finally, in response to all those requests for a Mercury "Page 3" girl, here ya go fellas! Whoooo! LOOKIN' GOOD, HELEN MIRREN! Whooooo! (As you know, 63 is the new 34.)

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Damn, I wanna be her Cook, Wife, Thief AND Lover...
Posted by Michelle on July 16, 2008 at 9:52 AM · Report
2
I wonder if there's a job share possibility.
Posted by Matt Davis on July 16, 2008 at 9:53 AM · Report
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Ok... I had to google who that chick is. I still don't know. 'Cept she's a total GILF.

More hot grannies in bikinis plz!. kthnx.
Posted by Graham on July 16, 2008 at 10:24 AM · Report
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She won four SAG awards!

Really. It's on her wiki page.
Posted by Smiley on July 16, 2008 at 1:02 PM · Report
5
she has no kids. helen mirren is lovely, and how wonderful, but this is an unrealistic picture of age 63 for most women.
Posted by old lady on July 16, 2008 at 11:10 PM · Report
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May be, old lady, may indeed be, but the fact remains that Helen Mirren is HOT! If this is "unrealistic", or upsetting to the average 63yr old lady, I can very easily live with that.
Posted by jake on July 17, 2008 at 8:44 PM · Report

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