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Friday, July 18, 2008

Jesus Made My Pickle Glow

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Jul 18, 2008 at 2:59 PM

I gotta tell you, bothers and sisters, I was feeling mighty low today. But then, Grandpa John whipped out his ugly pickle, put it into a homemade pickle sling and demonstrated the power of Christ. Believe me, friends, Grandpa John says it and I know it's true: With the electric power of the Lord in your life, your pickle can glow too. But I think it's best to let Grandpa John explain it all himself.


Is it sacrilege to eat a Christian Pickle?

Big ups to Fark.com for the video.

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