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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Cheesus Christ

Posted by Unpaid Arts Intern on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 4:08 PM

A woman in Missouri found Jesus in her bag of Cheetos! And they weren't even those all natural Cheetos (OMG, those are good).

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Her husband cleverly renamed it Cheesus and her daughter decided that it looks more like a horse's head. This is what a local theologian, David Bennett had to say about the whole thing, "If people can find Jesus, somehow, in each of us like she's found n this object, that would be a wonderful thing."

In other dumb food news, some idiot bought a boring looking chicken for over four grand.

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