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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 8:44 AM

1.SCRABULOSS!!! Facebook shuts down its best application.

2.HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!! The city is the worst for recycling in the country.

3.COMMIE COVER-UP!!! Beijing hides its dilapidated buildings from the public. The Portland Business Alliance considers adopting similar methods here in Portland. Sam Adams is said to be contemplating a "realistic bid for the Olympics."

4.SEAL PENIS!!! Is a Beijing treat, says The Sun.

Good day.

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