Man, remember when Bravo just showed old classics? Me neither! Returning to the present, Make Me A Supermodel is holding auditions around the country for its second season, and they're coming to Portland this Sunday. Remember the first season? Me neither! Here's an introduction:

So, as far as I can tell, based on that clip, this is a co-ed version of America's Next Top Model with less talent, audience-determined elimination, and Niki Taylor and Tyson Beckford. So, it should be no problem for someone local to make it on the show and give us the excuse to throw a weekly viewing party at a bar (like we are doing for Leanne Marshall of Leanimal on Project Runway every Wednesday--that would include today--at 8 pm at the Tanker!). Make us proud, supermodel-ish Portlanders. Here's what you need to know:

- The casting call will be from 11am-3pm at the Hotel Monaco (506 SW Washington)
- Before going, download the contestant application form here, and arrive with it already filled out
- Dress "fashionable": they specifically highly recommend solid bright colors (no patterns, logos, or--this is where the press release gets weird--stripping). Also, keep makeup minimal.