The country has not experienced the economic rebound the government expected after sending out those tax rebate checks. So... I guess they'd better send out some more economic stimulus checks, then!

After six years of war, violence in Iraq has dropped to the point where Bush can finally proclaim, "There is a degree of durability in gains." That's the new code for "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!"

Polls say that Californians are supporting a new ballot measure that would get egg-laying hens out of those tiny wire cages -- but according to opponents could drive egg producers out of business. Hey, if chickens can play tic-tac-toe, then I say let 'em vote.

"I now pronounce you man and waaahh-nnnnggggghhhh!" Newlyweds are tasered by cops on their wedding night -- and no, they weren't being kinky!

In a truly unsurprising move, Portland bicyclists really, really hate the idea of a mandatory helmet law. Airbags might be fun, though.

In last night's episode, Portland's own Leanne Marshall came roaring back after last week's near dismissal from Project Runway! How'd she do it? Check out "Marjorie Skinner's Runway Wrap-Up" later today! (And by the way, I am so fucking glad that Runway designer BLAYNE is from Seattle and not here.)

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