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Monday, August 4, 2008

Gossip A Picture is Worth $15 Million Dollars

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Aug 4, 2008 at 4:55 PM

As you may have heard, People magazine paid Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt $15 million for the honor of publishing pictures of the celeb's new baby twins.

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THAT'S not a $15 million photo. THIS is a $15 million photo!

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A young, hot Brad Pitt lounging on (and possibly impregnating) a leopard? That's not worth $15 million. That's PRICELESS!

 

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I say, chap, no one seems to be commenting on this. Could it be no one cares?

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