CHINA TAKES THE LEAD!!! As I type, they have 35 medals. The US has 34.

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COLD WAR!!! Bush squares up to Putin over Georgia.

ROID RAGE!!! Allegedly. Although why else would a Swedish wrestler toss away his bronze medal in disgust?

PORTLAND A QUIRKY CITY!!! Says the Chicago Sun Times.

I WON'T LIKE MONDAY!!! 19-year-old Peaches Geldof faces a showdown with father Bob after marrying her American boyfriend of four weeks.

TYRA GOES TRANNY!!! The new run of America's Next Top Model will reportedly feature "a guy, pretending to be a girl," according to the story. Apart from Tyra Banks, who is NOT a tranny, according to spokespeople.

Good Day.