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Thursday, August 14, 2008

OH SHIT BIGFOOT

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Aug 14, 2008 at 10:55 AM

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PALO ALTO, Calif.--Three "Bigfoot" seekers, including a Redwood City man... claimed they have proof that they have found the body of the elusive creature in the wilds of Georgia.

And on Friday, at a news conference in Palo Alto, they say they will present DNA evidence to prove the carcass of "Rickmat" is that of a bigfoot.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, Georgia residents who lead Bigfoot-tracking expeditions, say they found the body of what appears to be a Bigfoot in the woods of northern Georgia and will join local Bigfoot researcher Tom Biscardi at the news conference, according to Robert Barrows, who is publicizing the event....

"I think you'll find that this is the real deal," Barrows said of the alleged discovery.

First it's those goddamn chupacabras, and now it's the bigfeet. That's it. I'm buying a fucking shotgun.

The complete story is here. Thanks to RT for the heads up.

 

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clones
Posted by miguelaron on August 14, 2008 at 11:44 AM · Report
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Other coverage on natural plane - http://naturalplane.blogspot.com/2008/08/skepticism-mounting-since-georgia.html

Press release tomorrow! Photos! DNA!!

Looks pretty dang fake to me.
Posted by ROM on August 14, 2008 at 11:57 AM · Report
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Oh now this is Horse Shit!! They can't find one before WE find one right here in the PNW. They ARE out there. Watching us. Everyone knows this. The one in Georgia is probably just some dead hillbilly.
Posted by Absolute Horse Shit Guy on August 14, 2008 at 12:59 PM · Report
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Leve us alon u fukrs we want to liv in peec
Posted by bigfutbob on August 14, 2008 at 1:29 PM · Report
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Leve us alon u fukrs we want to liv in peec
Posted by bigfutbob on August 14, 2008 at 1:41 PM · Report
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its a dog.
Posted by flannery on August 14, 2008 at 2:17 PM · Report
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You know what they say. Big hands, big feet...
Posted by Beer Batter on August 14, 2008 at 4:52 PM · Report
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I just saw a short film featuring this Tom Biscardi character and his outlandish claims regarding his inevitable capture of a Bigfoot. Utterly ludicrous. Tom Biscardi that is, not the Bigfoot. Bigfoot's for real.
Posted by rico on August 15, 2008 at 9:13 AM · Report

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