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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Film / Drunk Teen Sex and Tiki Drinks!

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Wed, Aug 20, 2008 at 4:32 PM

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When I first watched The Blue Lagoon as a young man, I was entranced by the beautiful Brooke Shields frolicking topless across a golden beach. I saw the film again recently and I mostly felt... well... dirty. Good thing I was in a bar and I could drink away the feelings of guilt and lechery. Also, it was censored for television, which helped.

Tonight the bar at Elephant's Delicatessen, on NW 22nd, will be screening The Blue Lagoon as part of their regular Wednesday Tiki Drink/Tropical Movie Night. They offer a selection of classic Tiki cocktails straight out of Trader Vic's (et al.) so you can taste the tropics while being transported via celluloid to a sunnier clime.

Personally, I think Tiki drinks and a movie is a fantastic idea. But this might be a bit uncomfortable. I mean, just look at the plot keywords from imdb.com
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Personally, I think I'll wait for next weeks film: Rescue From Gilligan's Island.


 

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1
Ex-cellent!
Posted by Monty on August 20, 2008 at 5:12 PM · Report
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Ex-cellent!
Posted by Monty on August 20, 2008 at 5:21 PM · Report
3
Dork. That pic is not Brooke Shields, that's Milla Jovovich.
Posted by Jeremycb on August 20, 2008 at 5:40 PM · Report
4
This sounds like a lot of fun, but it is a violation of federal law to play movies from DVD in a bar/club/pub or any other public setting without a negotiated license fee paid per movie.
Posted by charlespaugh on August 21, 2008 at 4:19 AM · Report
5
They actually showed "Swiss Family Robinson" last night...my wife and I bailed.
Posted by Rum Balls on August 21, 2008 at 10:32 AM · Report
6
haha "puffer fish"
Posted by flannery on August 21, 2008 at 11:30 AM · Report
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hi I found this page serching 4 puffer fish porn, can NEbody hlep?
Posted by A-minus on August 21, 2008 at 6:06 PM · Report

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