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Thursday, August 28, 2008

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Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Aug 28, 2008 at 9:20 AM

Tonight the hopes and dreams of millions fall on the shoulders of Barack Obama as he speaks at the Democratic National Convention. But hey... NO PRESSURE. (Ooh! And don't forget to watch the speech with us and the Bus Project while drinking and playing Obama Bingo at tonight's Brewhaha!)

I know he's joking, but what if John McCain actually chose Wilford Brimley as his vice presidential running mate? He'd wipe out all the Democrats with his "diabeetus"!

Speaking of McCain, at last night's DNC, the Republican received a brand new asshole -- ripped for him, courtesy John Kerry.

Also, why in the HELL are Oregon delegates at the DNC getting worse seats than GUAM?!

A blogger is arrested for allegedly streaming songs from the new unreleased Guns N' Roses album on his site, with his bail set at $10,000. Welcome to the jungle, internet nerd.

Something BIG happened on last night's Project Runway (hint: It involves Portland gal-made-good Leanne Marshall), but I won't spoil it. I'll leave that for "Marjorie Skinner's Runway Wrap Up" coming up soon!

And finally, Hannah Montana really seems to be enjoying her candy.

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Oregon's getting shafted because of the senate race and because many of us Novick supporters have been clear in showing the DNC how pissed off we are about DC money being used to lift up Merkley (I hate Gordo, but I might even vote for him over Merkley). They don't want to risk having upset Oregonians in the front. Even if we do turn out 75K for Obama.

Fuck the DNC. Fuck the warmongers on both sides. Fuck them all to hell.

Has there ever been a better time for us to start the Oregon secession movement? Tell me, exactly what is being a part of the USA giving us? Bush's cronies destroy our forests and rivers and use us as the practice grounds for their wargames.

The DNC knows that a lot of us in oregon have had it with both sides. That's why they've got us in the back.

Fuck 'em all.



Posted by Mikey Golightly on August 28, 2008 at 10:31 AM · Report
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"Individual pouches for portion control"? Seriously?
Posted by tk. on August 28, 2008 at 10:49 AM · Report
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Disney doesn't want to promote DP.
Posted by DemonJuice on August 28, 2008 at 11:00 AM · Report

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