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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Aug 28, 2008 at 9:20 AM

Tonight the hopes and dreams of millions fall on the shoulders of Barack Obama as he speaks at the Democratic National Convention. But hey... NO PRESSURE. (Ooh! And don't forget to watch the speech with us and the Bus Project while drinking and playing Obama Bingo at tonight's Brewhaha!)

I know he's joking, but what if John McCain actually chose Wilford Brimley as his vice presidential running mate? He'd wipe out all the Democrats with his "diabeetus"!

Speaking of McCain, at last night's DNC, the Republican received a brand new asshole -- ripped for him, courtesy John Kerry.

Also, why in the HELL are Oregon delegates at the DNC getting worse seats than GUAM?!

A blogger is arrested for allegedly streaming songs from the new unreleased Guns N' Roses album on his site, with his bail set at $10,000. Welcome to the jungle, internet nerd.

Something BIG happened on last night's Project Runway (hint: It involves Portland gal-made-good Leanne Marshall), but I won't spoil it. I'll leave that for "Marjorie Skinner's Runway Wrap Up" coming up soon!

And finally, Hannah Montana really seems to be enjoying her candy.


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