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Friday, August 29, 2008

Drunk / Puppy / Artsy / Events / SEX / Transportation Dog Washing, Exotic Dancers, This Weekend

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 4:56 PM

In a benefit for the Oregon Humane Society, the lovely ladies from Devils Point will be washing your car and/or dog this Saturday at 5305 SE Foster Road. What will they be wearing? Bikinis, of course.

Aside from the dog/car wash, Devil's Point is hosting a series of events. Come for the car wash, stay for the.. um... entertainment.

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DAY TIME EVENTS SCHEDULE:
Bikini Car Wash: 2pm-7pm
Dog Wash: 2pm-7pm
Car Cruise-In: 2pm-7pm
Island Style Bento BBQ: 2pm-7pm

NIGHT TIME EVENTS SCHEDULE:
Exotic Dancers: 9pm-Close
Fire Dancers: 9pm-Close
Live Music by BAND OF DIOS
(featuring members of Western Aerial and Tri-Polar) - 10pm-11pm

C'mon. It's for a good cause. Are you going to tell this poor puppy you don't like exotic dancers enough to help him? Hmmm? Of course not.
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Paris, from the Oregon Humane Society

 

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1
Yay, Stormy! If I had a car I would definitely want her to soap it up and hose it off. Over and over again...
Posted by BrianM on August 29, 2008 at 7:47 PM · Report
2
Bikini's?

I can always rely on the Mercury to butcher the English language a bit.
Posted by Andy Mesa on August 29, 2008 at 11:58 PM · Report
3
Butcher? More like fucking genocide!
Posted by ROM on August 30, 2008 at 12:19 PM · Report
4
Butcher? Maybe hobble or defenestrate. Thanks for the insight Andy! Keep reading!

kisses/hugs
Posted by Patrick A. Coleman on August 30, 2008 at 12:20 PM · Report
5
JFC, I'm so tired of the hipsters in this town thinking it's fucking cool to exploit women. Wake up idiots.
Posted by Dawn on August 31, 2008 at 1:23 PM · Report

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