Hey! It's Marky Mark! And he's playing ultra-violent videogame star Max Payne! And there's that hot chick from That '70s Show! And... and... screamy emo music. And... dragons? But hey! Lots of slow motion bullets and sweeeeeet, sweeeeet violence. (Oh, how I do love violence... when it's not happening to me.)
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