This is Jefferson High School principal Dr. Cynthia Harris with one of the 115 pieces of art that have been hiding in the school's basement since the 1940s. The school is celebrating its centennial next May, and Portland Public Schools is now trying to raise $27,000 to restore all the work for the occasion.

Most of the work was produced during the Great Depression as part of Roosevelt's Works Progress Administration (WPA) Federal Art Project, the goal of which was to employ out of work artists, including Mark Rothko, Lee Krasner and Jackson Pollock. You know: Lowbrow types.
"It's a find," says Harris. "It brings out the richness of the school, and the historical greatness that exists at Jefferson. My role as principal over the last two years has been to renew and to restore the greatness at Jefferson. So I'm excited about it."
Sadly now, much of Jefferson's hidden art is mouldering in the basement, behind an unassuming door, which I was lucky enough to step through this afternoon:

Some of the work is not only historically very important, but I would venture to suggest, highly collectible. For example, this original 1939 editorial cartoon by Lute Pease, a Pulitzer-winning editorial cartoonist, depicts Adolf Hitler scheming to get hold of nothing other than Iraq's oil. History's a funny thing, eh?

And it's all in the basement. At Jefferson High School. It's fascinating...I've photographed much, much more after the jump.
Here's one of those shirts that will get you absolutely no ass, but your college buddies with think it's the shit. It's an electronic drum kit T-shirt that's actually playable from ThinkGeek. You tap the corresponding drum or cymbal on the shirt, and suddenly you're a walking trapset. It's only $29.99, runs on 4 AA batteries, and yep... it's machine washable. Check out the video below for a fun and extraordinarily dorky exhibition. (And just think! By year's end there will be electric guitar shirts, keyboard pants, and touring "T-shirt" bands who will no longer have to lug their crap around in unsafe vans.)
More musical fun at End Hits: Where a world without actual musical instruments isn't just a dream.
Every day I ride my bike past this decaying printing house on NE 7th Avenue just off Broadway and wonder what its story is. It's a turn-of-the-century wooden home all alone in a lot right next to the bright lights of Chipotle. Was it vacant? Did someone crazy live in the attic?

Yesterday, the rusty sign against the sunset was just too much so I stopped and poked around. Through the basement window I could barely make out big ancient printing presses and next to the front door, this dusty pile of Post-It notes promising to return at certain hours. Mystery, mystery.

So this morning I called the number listed for Ryan Gwinner Press and was surprised when someone actually picked up. Turned out to be Richard Gwinner, who took over the printing business from his dad in 1980, who himself started the embossing, foiling, stamping trade in the house back in 1948. Gwinner laughed when I told him I thought the house was abandoned. "It not abandoned," he said, "It looks like it is, but it's not." There used be two other houses on the lot, but he remembers the last one was torn down ten years ago (since then, the value of the land has quadrupled). "It's such a lonely, desolate looking house," I said. "That's the way I like it," Gwinner replied, "I work alone."
Gwinner grew up in the now-crumbling house, playing hide-and-seek among the letterpresses and living in the apartment above the print shop. When he turned 19, Gwinner moved back into the upstairs apartment alone, riding out the 70s printing in the afternoons and heading to infamous bar the White Eagle at night. He confirms that the building, while spooky, is not haunted. "I would know, I've worked all night," he said, "Though people say the basement at the White Eagle is haunted."
And about that iconic crumpled lithography sign: yesterday might have been its last sunset. Gwinner says he went out this morning with a saw to cut it down. Back in the 50s, the sign was neon. But once the tubes broke, the family never replaced them and since then it's been slowly becoming a beautiful safety hazard. Gwinner decided to put off sawing it down for another day, until the neighbors aren't around to complain about the noise.
With all of the bullshit goin' down in the US these days, its good to know that CNN is still taking time to bring us stories like this:
Stay classy, CNN. Truthfully, I think this is great. It's only a matter of time before they institute their own Cat Friday! I mean, we've decided we're too professional here at Blogtown to have a Cat Friday anymore. But CNN? I bet they'd be totally game.

As we rapidly slide towards Depression II: Economic Boogaloo, it's time we place a soundtrack to this financial crisis we're in. Since we'll all be selling apples (or pencils) when everything crashes (next week, probably), we might as well set this whole thing to music.
John Avlon at Politico has an excellent article on this topic, and he even points out how the Drive-By Truckers saw it all coming. "The Righteous Path," from this year's Brighter Than Creation's Dark, describes a situation that pretty much sums up the whole mess we're in:
I got a brand-new car that drinks a bunch of gas
I got a house in a neighborhood that's fading fast...
I got a beautiful wife and three tow-headed kids
I got a couple of big secrets I'd kill to keep hid
I don't know God but I fear his wrath
I'm trying to keep focused on the righteous path
And there's more:
I got a couple of opinions that I hold dear
A whole lot of debt and a whole lot of fear...
I got a grill in the backyard and a case of beers
I got a boat that ain't seen the water in years
More bills than money, I can do the math
I'm trying to keep focused on the righteous path.
All this week the pencil-pushers at End Hits will be digging up more on this subject (all we know about finances can be summed up by this video) and posting a new song (suggestions are welcome) on this theme each day of this week. See you in the soup lines.
LISTEN:
The Drive-By Truckers - "The Righteous Path"
End Hits: We promise we won't post Pink Floyd's "Money."
Last December the mayor's public safety policy manager Maria Rubio took a trip to San Francisco with the vice president of the Portland Business Alliance, Mike Kuykendall. They were there to talk to mayor Gavin Newsom and others about Portland's "street access for everyone" (SAFE) program, which spawned our ghastly sit/lie ordinance. Now, San Francisco has a SAFE committee of its own, and SF Chronicle columnist C.W.Nevius writes hopefully about that committee today.
So far, no sit/lie law is being mentioned. Instead, the committee is talking about a drug free zone around the city's train station. People are talking about "public urination, aggressive panhandling, and drug use," and there's an overall impression of collaboration being given off by Nevius' write-up. My caution would be that we had the same air of cooperation here in Portland, when the SAFE group began convening. People were optimistic about new levels of understanding between homeless advocates and the business community. But all they got was a bunch of promises to work on services, and a discriminatory and controversial law.
"Based on the last meeting, it was pretty disappointing," Nevius quotes Coalition Against Homelessness director Jennifer Friedenbach as saying. "It seems pretty clear that they want some kind of a criminal justice push for what are poverty issues."
Sounds all too familiar.
I'm beginning at last to understand why Sam Adams just took a trip to China: It would be nice if Portland could export something other than its intolerant and amoral strategies for further marginalizing poor people. Hope springs eternal.
It's a scientific fact that everything is 89% more adorable when you "baby-cize" it. What's cuter than Muppets? Muppet Babies! What's cuter than corn? Baby corn! What's cuter than Bill O'Reilly? Lil' Bill O'Reilly!

Tonight at Powell's, former Mercury Music Editor Adam Gnade reads from his first novel, Hymn California. His predilection for obscure noise bands aside, Adam's a great writer--Erik Henriksen called his novel a work of "strangeness, newness, and beauty." He's appearing with Fuck Up author Arthur Nersesian, who will be reading from The Sacrificial Circumcision of the Bronx, the second book in a trilogy that describes an alternate history of New York City.
Powell's City of Books, 7:30 pm
Tomorrow night at the Ace Hotel, a McSweeney's posse rolls into town to celebrate the release of Deb Olin Unferth's debut novel Vacation. McSweeney's publisher Eli Horowitz, writer/editor Paul Collins, and Arkansas author John Brandon will all be in attendance. The night also promises music from the Chris Funk/Laura Veirs teamup Two Beers, and all the drunken book-talk and sophisticated eyewear anyone could want.
Wed Oct 1, 1022 SW Stark, 8 pm
I would love to schmooze with a McSweeney's crew (and see how my own eyewear chalks up) but tomorrow I'm going on a little vacation of my own. Why am I sharing this? To explain why our books calendar is already so fantastically up-to-date. There are some great readings coming up in the next few weeks, including Sarah Vowell and Art Spiegelman. Click here for more details.

We know. Times are tight, what with the collapse of the dollar and the country's financial market in ruins. Chin up! Your Radio Sucks offers plenty of pleasant diversion for you, and it doesn't cost one thin dime! Listen to music from Noah and the Whale (pictured), Santogold, Born Ruffians, Narwhal vs. Narwhal, Peter Broderick, Dungen, Reporter, Brightblack Morning Light, and Ponytail. Now, if you need us, we'll be stuffing what's left of worldly possessions under the mattress.
What's it like to debate Sarah Palin? The Christian Science Monitor asks her former gubernatorial opponent Andrew Halcro, who faced off against Palin "more than two dozen times."
On April 18, 2006, Palin and I sat together in a hotel coffee shop comparing campaign trail notes. As we talked about the debates, Palin made a comment that highlights the phenomenon that [Democratic VP nominee Joe] Biden is up against."Andrew, I watch you at these debates with no notes, no papers, and yet when asked questions, you spout off facts, figures, and policies, and I'm amazed. But then I look out into the audience and I ask myself, 'Does any of this really matter?' " Palin said.
While policy wonks such as Biden might cringe, it seemed to me that Palin was simply vocalizing her strength without realizing it. During the campaign, Palin's knowledge on public policy issues never matured - because it didn't have to. Her ability to fill the debate halls with her presence and her gift of the glittering generality made it possible for her to rely on populism instead of policy.
Palin is a master of the nonanswer. She can turn a 60-second response to a query about her specific solutions to healthcare challenges into a folksy story about how she's met people on the campaign trail who face healthcare challenges. All without uttering a word about her public-policy solutions to healthcare challenges.
In one debate, a moderator asked the candidates to name a bill the legislature had recently passed that we didn't like. I named one. Democratic candidate Tony Knowles named one. But Sarah Palin instead used her allotted time to criticize the incumbent governor, Frank Murkowski. Asked to name a bill we did like, the same pattern emerged: Palin didn't name a bill.
Read the rest here.
A couple weeks ago article I wrote about NE Portland's Miracles Club and got the impression some neighbors weren't too fond of the place. Miracles is a social hall for recovering addicts on the corner of Mason and MLK -- a place for people who are trying to keep sober to play rowdy games of dominoes, meet in AA groups and host weekend dances. While it helps locals get off drugs and off the streets, Miracles can be smoky and loud and its members like to hang out on the sidewalk.
The club is moving across the street from its current site and neighbors requested the new site design include a fence along the back of the club on Grand Ave. This raised some concerns among Miracles supporters that the new fence would physically segregate the club members, who are mostly black, from the neighborhood, which is gentrifying and becoming both whiter and wealthier. My calls to the King Neighborhood Association (KNA) president weren't returned before went to press but here's the good news: since the article was published, some Grand Ave neighbors and the KNA called in to say they're not trying to isolate Miracles Club.

Miracles member and poet Geofferson D Ca'Sin III shows off his gun collection.
KNA treasurer Trace Salmon expressed via email that his group sees Miracles as an important part of the neighborhood. "The King Neighborhood Association has supported the Miracles Club's mission for many years and has helped resolve the conflicts that have arisen in the past," he writes.
Maureen Mimiaga is one of those Grand Ave residents. Mimiaga helped collect signatures in support of a fence closing Miracles' parking lot off from her residential street and says the reasons for the fence are mundane traffic problems, not bias toward recovering addicts or African Americans. "It has nothing to do with race, it has nothing to do with who's in the facility. It could be a nursing home. It's about traffic concerns," says Mimiaga, "If there are cars coming through there all the time it will really change the neighborhood." Mimiaga says that while she and other neighbors were nervous about Miracles' move, they've sat down with club director Herman Bryant and done some "good peacemaking work."
You know that Portland has a ton of independent apparel designers, but did you know that the lack of options for them to produce large quantities of their designs often hampers them from taking their careers to the next level without outsourcing the work to another city (or country)? This week Portland sees the opening of a factory solely dedicated to production work for regional fashion designers, putting us one step closer to a Made in Portland reality. (How's that service economy treating you, by the way?) Get the scoop over on MOD.
"Continued inaction in the face of the gathering storm in our financial markets would be catastrophic for our economy and our families," says Obama, proposing an expansion of "federal deposit insurance for families and small businesses across America who have invested their money in our banks" in an effort to solidify support on Bailout, Take 2.
That is why today, I am proposing that we also raise the FDIC limit to $250,000 as part of the economic rescue package - a step that would boost small businesses, make our banking system more secure, and help restore public confidence in our financial system.I will be talking to leaders and members of Congress later today to offer this idea and urge them to act without delay to pass a rescue plan," said Barack Obama.
Rescue plan. Not bailout. Got it?
Obama's entire statement is after the cut.

Local top-of-the-heap popsters the Decemberists are here to tell you that winter is rapidly approaching and now is a great time to contact your local Chimbley Sweep the tale of Valerie Plame. The outed spy who was at the heart of the "weapons of mass destruction" debacle--the one that introduced the world to Scooter Libby and made us all realize that our Vice President is a snitch--makes a pretty nifty song subject, complete with the "Hey Jude"-ish harmonies at the end.
Oh, and Robert Novack can suck it.
LISTEN:
The Decemberists - "Valerie Plame"
"Valerie Plame" is the lead song from the band's new EP, Always The Bridesmaid: Volume I, due out on LP from local label Jealous Butcher, or digitally on Capitol, two weeks from today. Two additional EPs (Volume II and Volume III) will follow in November and December.
End Hits: Why won't doesn't anyone like my catchy song about Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald?
1.CALM RETURNS TO MARKETS!!! The Dow is up 235 points as of writing this, and Bush is urging congress to pass a second bailout plan.
2.PALIN PALING OUT!!! "I think she has pretty thoroughly - and probably irretrievably - proven that she is not up to the job of being president of the United States," David Frum, a former speechwriter for President Bush who is now a conservative columnist, said in an interview.
3.STAMPEDE!!! Kills more than 100 in India.
4.MAN SAVES DOG FROM SHARK ATTACK!!! Diving in to save his 14-pound rat terrier with a punch.
5.HEATH'S LEDG-ACY STALLING!!! The life insurance company has launched an independent investigation into his death, and is yet to pay out on its $10m. "Accident" indeed.
6."GOTCHA JOURNALISM." As in, when somebody does something stupid, and the media questions it. That's what Palin and McCain are accusing the media of, now:
Good day.
Here's a conversation I've found myself having quite often in the past few days: How the hell will Joe Biden handle his position at a podium opposite Sarah Palin? If he's his usual smart self, does that open him to criticism that he's being unfair to li'l ol' Sarah, she who has trouble concocting answers to basic questions, without resorting to the handful of soundbites her handlers have made her memorize? Or, if he dumbs it down, is he being condescending? Can he be critical of her at all, without coming across as a patronizing old white dude?
So many questions! My money's on him acting as diplomatic and statesman-like as he can, which will only draw attention to Palin indirectly, and allow Biden to duck any "patronizing" labels.
Find out how it goes down, this Thursday night. Despite more than doubling our capacity at Roots Organic Brewing last Friday, the place was still packed--so we've added a second venue! You can still join us at Roots (on SE 7th at Hawthorne), or snag your own comfy seat at the Clinton Street Theater (SE 26th and Clinton). The debate starts at 6, but seats were nearly gone by 5:30 last week. You've been warned.
Pandora Radio is flexing its muscle and imploring its users, and anyone else in line with the majesty of Internet radio, to pass the Webcaster Settlement Act of 2008 through the United States Senate. The bill concerns the issue of royalties being paid to artists, and is designed to provide an extension so Pandora, SoundExchange and the RIAA can reach an agreement. Here's the rundown from Pandora founder Tim Westergren:
...thanks to the extraordinary support of many Pandora listeners, we took a giant step forward when the House of Representatives supported Pandora and Internet radio and passed the Webcaster Settlement Act of 2008. Now we need your help so that the Senate will pass it also - and quickly... The finish line is in sight!
Please call your Senators Monday morning starting at 9:00 (Eastern) and ask them to support the Webcaster Settlement Act of 2008.
The person who answers the phone in your Senator's office may ask for the bill number - it's H.R. 7084 (if they ask for a Senate bill number, you can assure them that in this unusual case, the Senate is actually voting on the House bill number).Senator Barbara Boxer: (202) 224-3553
Senator Dianne Feinstein: (202) 224-3841
If the phone is busy, please try again until you get through. These calls really do make a difference.
Thanks so much for you ongoing support.

As the duo celebrates their 90th episode, Matt sounds as cranky as a 90-year-old, with a multitude of issues to get off his chest. Music by Okkerville River, the Bangles, Big Star, the Lieutenants, Ben Folds Five, and more. Welcome to episode 90 of Pure Pod for Now People.
Just when the poor girl was getting her life back on track, it would seem that an evil soul-patched slug from her past has come crawling out with a sex tape under his arm. (That is, if slugs had arms.) You undoubtedly recall Adnan Ghalib -- the super creepy, weirdly bearded papparazzo who wormed his way into Britney Spears' heart and was seen greasing around Hollywood with her during the final weeks of Brit's public breakdown. He went underground for awhile, but now he's back... with a supposed sex tape... and ready to sell it to the highest bidder. CLASSY! From Defamer...
[Ghalib] told Heat magazine: "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries."Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico.
Adnan added: "I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."
Thanks so much, Adnan! It's just so great that you're looking out for Brit's best interest in such a generous way.

Adnan puts the "GHAAA!" back in "Ghalib."
Talking with some friends this weekend, one of the topics of conversation was the fear/possibility that Osama could be served up on a platter sometime before election day. This would be huge for the Republicans and not so good for Obama, who has accused McCain, more than once, of not wanting to chase Bin Laden to "the cave where he lives."
Where did this come from? Look no further than Bob Woodward on Larry king earlier this month:
Okay. So he's not saying that Bin Laden will be captured, he's just saying that it could happen. Still, Woodward has a great deal of contacts in the upper levels of the Bush administration. It's possible that he knows something that we don't. I wouldn't get too worried about it. After all, the whole "Osama will be captured in October" gambit has been replayed several times during election cycles since 9/11. Never-the-less, if it happens, I wont be too surprised. But honestly? The guy was on fucking dialysis. How many caves could there be in Afghanistan outfitted with generators and hospital beds?
With an ever-bloated lineup of either incredibly funny, incredibly epic or downright amazing television series' to gloat over, HBO is now in the vampire business. This month's inaugural episode of the fantasy thriller True Blood ushered in a whole new WB-esque ambiance, making Buffy fever look like a sniffle in the widening world of bloodsuckers. It's cheesy, nascent, predictable and annoying, so why do I like it?! It's been decried as soft-core gory and Southern-sensationalist Civil Rights rehash, and the faux-accents leave nearly everything to be desired. But still I watch.
Like most plots, there's an underlying social quota trying to be met (vampires are now able to quell their lust for human blood with a synthetic plasma marketed and sold as "True Blood"), but all most viewers would probably take away would be the insistence on steamy sex scenes and retractable fangs. Check out the trailer and decide for yourself...
Sunday morning at the dead end of SE Balfour Street, Ardenwald Johnson neighborhood activist Kim Hutchinson stood on a plastic stool in the middle of a crowd of neighbors holding protest signs and delivered a fiery impromptu speech. "If you look at the signs, at no time do we discriminate against the mentally ill. Mentally challenged - fine. Criminals - NO!" The crowd of 40 or so neighbors cheered.
I wrote last week about the conflicting opinions surrounding Balfour House, a 15-bed secure treatment center for mentally ill people Columbia Care plans to build at the end of the street of single family homes. While neighbors are upset at the size of the facility and its impact on traffic down the barely-paved street, the issue that really scares them is that some of the mentally disabled people treated their will be "forensic patients" found guilty except for reason of insanity of some serious crimes. It's hard to convince neighbors that someone can be insane and dangerous at one point but now be state-okayed to live near families and children again.
At one point, a man cut through the crowd and approached Hutchinson, asking for his turn on the soapbox. He turned out to be Mike Bowen, of the National Alliance of Mental Illness. "I'm not going to argue statistics with you," Bowen began his off-the-cuff address of the crowd, "What I want to say is I live here. I've lived in your neighborhood for 20 years and my son is schizophrenic... He was delusional because he wasn't in treatment." Bowen pointed to treatment as a turning point - wit proper medication and care, he says his son is able to live on his own and isn't a danger to anyone, just like the people who will be living at Balfour House. Bowen's arguments didn't go unchallenged by the impassioned crowd.
"This is about civil rights -" said Bowen.
"Whose?!" shouted someone in the crowd.
"What about ours?!" called out another neighbor.

Mike Bowen on the hotseat, debating Kim Hutchinson on the right and upset neighbors all around.
Eventually Bowen stepped down and, as he wandered to the back of the group, wound up in one-on-one conversation with anti-Balfour House neighbor Lisa Grunion-Rinker. Bowen explained that he thinks the most constructive thing to do is monitor the facility closely once it's built, to be a persistent watchdog to make sure security is tight and treatment effective. Grunion-Rinker, meanwhile, thinks a lot of the fear and anger in the neighborhood stems from Columbia Care "stonewalling" discussions with the neighborhood. The neighbors haven't gotten any input on the center's design and no one from Columbia Care shows up to debate them at neighborhood association meetings. "If you want to have a bond with the neighborhood, if you want to get them behind you -- you've got to talk to them," she said.
Along Balfour Street, homeowners planted protest signs in their front yard: "House for Sale."
Uh-oh. Looks like the transition from Bravo to Lifetime is not going smoothly for Project Runway, according to IMDB:
Supermodel Heidi Klum's hit reality TV fashion design contest Project Runway has been dealt a severe blow as it plans for a new season - a New York judge has blocked the show's move to America's Lifetime network.The judge has issued a preliminary ruling against the Weinstein Company, which owns Lifetime, to prevent network bosses airing the sixth season of the programme.

Make it work, Tim. Goddamn it, make it work!
I can't say I'm disappointed, but I have no idea what will happen next, which is a bit unnerving: The House of Representatives has rejected the proposed $700 billion bailout plan. The plan was 13 votes short of passage, in what sounds like a nail-biter of a session.
Meanwhile:
Investors who had been counting on the rescue plan sent the Dow Jones industrial average down as much as 700 points while watching the measure come up short of the necessary support, before rebounding slightly. The key stock reading was down more than 500 points.

From the New York Times:
House leaders pushing for the package kept the voting period open for some 40 minutes past the allotted time, trying to convert "no" votes to "yes" votes by pointing to damage being done to the markets, but to no avail.
And if I heard him correctly in the live feed on CNN, Rep. Barney Frank--the guy heading up this project--is heading out of the Capitol for a few days to observe Rosh Hashanah.
Now what?
Last week I introduced you to Lisa Michaels, a Republican running for senate in district 14.
Michaels dropped an email this morning to say she is boycotting the Oregonian's endorsement interview process, because they won't allow her to videotape herself during the interview. Apparently they cited concern that Michaels might wish to imply the paper's support through the video.
"I did explain that I was doing this partially to protect myself after the paper has yet to accurately print my name in either of the two instances which my race was mentioned," writes Michaels. "After learning from Dave [Anderson, the guy won a Pulitzer last year] that they do not even do an audio recording during these interviews to verify their accuracy I felt it was too much of a risk."
We audio record our endorsement interviews here. But having discussed the situation this morning, the news team agreed that we wouldn't object to a candidate videotaping their own interview. In many ways I can see why Michaels would want to document the process for herself.
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