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The Republican campaign has asked the media to respect vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's privacy in regards to her pregnant 17-year-old daughter. Okay, fine... but we will absolutely NOT respect the privacy of that delicious slice of beefcake who impregnated her! Have you seen this guy? Mrrrrrr-ROWRRR!
Ladies and gentlemen, meet 18-year-old Levi Johnston -- and while according to his Facebook page he's a self-professed "redneck" who loves hockey, snowboarding, dirt bikes, and "kicking your ass" if you mess with him, I'm starting to understand why "abstinence" wasn't such a great choice for young Bristol Palin when confronted with Levi's overwhelming man-meatiness.
BUT HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? Please, truthfully answer the following yes or no statements:
I WOULD TOTALLY LET THIS GUY IMPREGNATE ME!
I WOULD TOTALLY LET THIS GUY IMPREGNATE MY 17-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER!
Not to sway the poll in any way, but I sure wouldn't mind seeing the "Johnston" in his "Levi." Ka-zingle-lingle-ZING!