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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 3, 2008 at 9:06 AM

Okay, you guys, the Republicans are SERIOUS. You've got to stop asking VP wannabe Sarah Palin all these questions about her past! Who do you think you are? Karl Rove? (By the way, if you're in the mood to hear her screeching, strident voice at length, she'll be speaking tonight at the RNC.)

Fine, we'll shut up about Sarah Palin... after this one last thing! While governor, Palin slashed funding for teen mothers!

A Washington man goes on a shooting rampage, killing six (including a police deputy).

Democrat Joe Lieberman pulls the biggest dick move of his lousy career.

Speaking of dick moves, hiphop star Akon is going to trial for hurling a 15-year-old fan off a stage.

Finally, if you're looking for another reason not to vote Republican, here's what they do to their dogs.

Spotted outside the RNC.

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