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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Girls Only! Why the Republicans Will Win

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Wed, Sep 3, 2008 at 3:00 PM

They may not get the votes, but the Republicans do have an army of 11 year old girls that can field strip and reassemble an AR-15 rifle in less than a minute. I don't think the Democrats have that.


I'll bet that Bristol, Willow and Piper Palin can do this... blindfolded.

 

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The G.O.P. will win because they know the right way to lie, cheat and steal. And the eleven year olds who can field strip automatic weapons.
Posted by Moving to Botswana on September 3, 2008 at 3:12 PM · Report
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cannon fodder.
Posted by Chunty McHutchence on September 3, 2008 at 3:23 PM · Report
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We own the voting machines.
Posted by Monty on September 3, 2008 at 4:43 PM · Report
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Not surprising really. The AR-15 jams fairly often and so you get plenty of practice doing that. Back in Vietnam, our soldiers would pick the AK-47s off the dead commies because it was a far superior weapon.
Posted by Matthew D on September 5, 2008 at 3:04 AM · Report

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