1.SARAH PALIN!!! Does nothing to slake my burning lust, appearing in this video as a sportscaster in the 1980s. [Perm!]
2.SARAH PALIN!!! Lied about her daughter's pregnancy. No, really. Vanity Fair has the timeline.
3.JOE BIDEN!!! Says life begins at conception. WTF.
4.FANNIE MAYBE AND FREDDIE MOOT POINT!!! Your tax dollars are now supporting the country's two largest mortgage under-writers. WTF'ingF.
5.MCAIN IN THE LEAD!!! WTF'ingF'ingF.
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