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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Mercury Looking for the Perfect PIZZAZZ Contestant!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Sep 10, 2008 at 2:11 PM

DON'T FORGET FOLKS! Time is running out to submit your super talented act to audition for PIZZAZZ! -- Portland's funnest talent show, where the winner takes home a cool 1000 bucks! The last day to sign up for auditions is WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17. So if you have a freakishly awesome talent (or a freaky awesome talent), sign up quick, and SIGN UP HERE!

And speaking of freaky awesome talents, I'm not exactly sure the following kid is perfect for PIZZAZZ -- but I am sure that he's perfect for whipping any ass that happens to get in his way. Why?

Because HE'S TYLER WEAVER! HAAAIIII-YAAAAAHHHH! YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TYLER WEAVER!!!

 

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Anyone know where the actual event is going to be held and how much tickets are?
Posted by ado on September 29, 2008 at 9:19 AM · Report

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