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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Portland Transformers Poised to Attack Portland

Posted by Courtney Ferguson on Tue, Sep 16, 2008 at 4:02 PM

A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait--ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?

Exhibit A

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As seen above Jake's Grill.

 

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I, for one, welcome our new robot gargoyle overlords. They look totally badass.
Posted by Dr. Something on September 17, 2008 at 10:25 AM · Report
2
ha! that is so great. Good robot-spotting eyes.
Posted by s.mirk on September 17, 2008 at 10:57 AM · Report
3
Pfft... that's clearly a Gobot. Forgive me if I'm not worried about overlord knockoffs.
Posted by DemonJuice on September 17, 2008 at 12:18 PM · Report
4
Phil Stanford, back when he was writing for The Big O called them anicent astronauts.

Or maybe that was Jonathan Nicholas. That was a while back.
Posted by Samuel John Klein on September 17, 2008 at 7:19 PM · Report

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