Republican presidential candidate John McCain's wife Cindy McCain blasted The View on Saturday for attacking her and her husband in an interview last Friday... "I don't know if any of you saw The View yesterday, they picked our bones clean," Cindy said at Saturday's 119th annual Oakland County Republican Party's Lincoln Day Dinner, ABC News reports.

First, it's cute that Cindy McCain thinks there's anything left on her bones that might tempt any sort of picking.

Second, perhaps the wife of a zillion-year-old man should avoid corpse-and-vulture metaphors.

Third, poor fucking baby.

If you haven't seen The View's alleged feasting on the bones of the McCains, go here. It's quite wonderful (and so far from an attack it suggests Cindy McCain is a paranoid schizophrenic).

Via Slog.