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Friday, September 19, 2008

How Wet Will You Get?

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Sep 19, 2008 at 1:57 PM

SEX WITH ANIMALS: For far too long it's been reserved for adult perverts and Republicans. But now... FINALLY... kids of all ages can enjoy this creepy past time, and it's all thanks to the amazing new toy, Love and Licks Puppies. Prepare to be disturbed, and roll it!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
where can I get one?
so lonely...

Posted by lazydrumroll on September 19, 2008 at 4:04 PM | Report this comment

They really need to stop letting Dave Navarro design children's toys.

Posted by I want to delete my account on September 20, 2008 at 5:29 PM | Report this comment

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