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Monday, September 22, 2008
Drunk SFW Theater Presents: The Banana Bunker!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Sep 22, 2008 at 10:13 AM
Hello, and welcome once again to SFW (or Safe for Work) Theater, in which we show videos that on the outset may seem completely porny, but are actually safe for work. Today we are featuring an infomercial for the "Banana Bunker" -- a fiendishly clever device that is designed to "sheath" and protect your fragile "banana." It may have other uses as well... but we'll leave that up to you!
Ladies and gentlemen... THE BANANA BUNKER!
Tip o' the hat to BWE!
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