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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Sep 23, 2008 at 7:57 AM

1.BAILOUT!!! Congress is urged to act soon for the sake of the economy.

2."I GET WHY SHE'S HOT OUT THERE..." Bill Clinton says he understands Palin's appeal.

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CLINTON: MIND OF FILTH...

3.CEO BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BY SACKED WORKERS!!! In India, people. In India.

4.FIFTH GRADER SUSPENDED FOR ANTI OBAMA SHIRT!!! It said "Obama: A terrorist's best friend."

5.NINE DEAD IN FINNISH SCHOOL SHOOTING!!! Suspect is in critical condition.

6.THE MAN WITH HALF A FACE!!! Surgeons will operate on man whose face stopped growing when he was three. There's a really gruesome picture, so be warned.

Good day.

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