1.BAILOUT!!! Congress is urged to act soon for the sake of the economy.
2."I GET WHY SHE'S HOT OUT THERE..." Bill Clinton says he understands Palin's appeal.
CLINTON: MIND OF FILTH...
3.CEO BLUDGEONED TO DEATH BY SACKED WORKERS!!! In India, people. In India.
4.FIFTH GRADER SUSPENDED FOR ANTI OBAMA SHIRT!!! It said "Obama: A terrorist's best friend."
5.NINE DEAD IN FINNISH SCHOOL SHOOTING!!! Suspect is in critical condition.
6.THE MAN WITH HALF A FACE!!! Surgeons will operate on man whose face stopped growing when he was three. There's a really gruesome picture, so be warned.
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