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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Get to Schleping!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Sep 25, 2008 at 10:32 AM

Dear Barack Obama: Please fire your current campaign manager and hire comedian Sarah Silverman. As you will see from the video below, her idea for winning the vote of every elderly Jew in Florida is nothing short of brilliant. (Oh, but her language can be a bit NSFW-ish, so put on your headphones please.)
Did I mention she's cute? Hire her!!
yer pal,
Steve

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