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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
News Good Morning, News!!
Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Sep 30, 2008 at 8:18 AM
1.CALM RETURNS TO MARKETS!!! The Dow is up 235 points as of writing this, and Bush is urging congress to pass a second bailout plan.
2.PALIN PALING OUT!!! "I think she has pretty thoroughly - and probably irretrievably - proven that she is not up to the job of being president of the United States," David Frum, a former speechwriter for President Bush who is now a conservative columnist, said in an interview.
3.STAMPEDE!!! Kills more than 100 in India.
4.MAN SAVES DOG FROM SHARK ATTACK!!! Diving in to save his 14-pound rat terrier with a punch.
5.HEATH'S LEDG-ACY STALLING!!! The life insurance company has launched an independent investigation into his death, and is yet to pay out on its $10m. "Accident" indeed.
6."GOTCHA JOURNALISM." As in, when somebody does something stupid, and the media questions it. That's what Palin and McCain are accusing the media of, now:
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"Several Republicans said that all of this could ultimately play to Ms. Palin’s benefit, lowering expectations for her so much that a mediocre performance in the debate could be hailed as a success."
*sound of head hitting desk*
it's true, she gets real cutesy and punchy when she's being questioned and is at fault.
gotcha journalism = fuzzy math?
that girl is getting GRILLED on the spit.
If those 2 fucking wack-jobs get elected then the end of the world is much closer than ever anticipated.
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