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Friday, October 31, 2008

Blazers vs Spurs - Hot Live Blog Action

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 6:27 PM

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Live from the sold out Rose Garden as the Portland Trail Blazers take on the San Antonio Spurs in the home opener of the 2008-09 season. Gosh, this sure is exciting. A young team versus an older championship squad. Brandon Roy versus defensive specialist Bruce Bowen. Greg Oden versus... one second, let me crack open the newspaper here and.... OH DEAR LORD, AGAIN? Greg Oden right foot sprain? Only 13 minutes on the court? Why does God hate us?

Okay, so Tuesday's season opener did not go quite as planned. Oden played for a few hundred seconds, the Blazers were schooled on national television, and the team lost by a resounding 20 points. Good thing I missed it all. What? There was a Walker Texas Ranger marathon on. Dude has a jetpack. You can't expect me to miss that.

But I won't miss tonight's game. Let the season begin...

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Autumn Boozy Goodness: Bewaaaaare!

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 3:18 PM

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I know the only reason you're reading this is so you don't have to stare at your office mate, Karl, who uses Halloween as the yearly excuse to dress like his mother (and who knew Karl's mother was so into leather?). So, let's try to make it worth your while.

Tips for Boozing on Halloween

The Costume

This might be a bit late for those of you who've already bought the fake tumor for their McCain costume, but for the procrastinators out there, let me offer this advice:

Don't wear anything that hinders the delivery of booze into your mouth. This applies mostly to masks, of course, and is especially true if the mask is what makes your costume. Eventually, you'll tire of breathing your own moist face stench and want to take the thing off. This will likely happen after you've already, unsuccessfully, tried to sip a plastic cup of PBR through that rubber mouth slit. Big mistake. Next thing you know, you're wandering around with mask in hand, explaining to everyone that, no, you really did mean to dress as only 3/4ths of a gorilla.

The same rule applies to costumes that require you to carry something. Sooner or later the pitchfork (or staff, or sword or whatever hell else you decided would round out your devil/Merlin/pirate costume) will be abandoned as you begin to double fist Jager shots.

If you're wearing something that shows skin, expect to be oogled, pinched, macked-on, or have your sexuality questioned. Of course, all of this is less painful with some tequila shots coursing through your blood. Tequila shot bonus: slutty costume becomes more authentic as the slut in you is freed by the sweet sweet song of booze.

The better idea is to wear a costume that is enhanced by over-consumption. That Jimi Hendrix costume will have just the right oomph once you've passed out and vomited. And you really can't go wrong dressing like a bum. Whatever happens in the course of your debauchery, it will only add to the overall authenticity of your costume.

The Parties

Halloween parties are possibly the most dangerous and amazing parties in the United States. But, you need some guidelines to help you steer through the unbridled sexuality and free flowing drink. I'll offer my own:

Never, ever, go to a vampire themed party. They will generally have nothing stronger than wine and will be populated by dour, slow-speaking, adults. The chance that you may be "bitten" by a sexually charged geek is high. If that's your thing, then bully for you, but I find vampire parties psychologically traumatic for some reason.

Halloween is time for adventurous drinking. Try anything and everything. Blood and guts punch? Why yes, thank you! Brain juice surprise? I thought you'd never ask! These concoctions will get the job done. They may taste horrid, but you can kill that flavor with candy corn. Besides, when you wake up in the morning, the memory of the disgusting elixir will be erased by the hang-over it produced. Hey, welcome to November! Enjoy your stay!

All that said: Please don't drink anything that has dry ice in it!

Costume parties are the easiest parties to crash. Your pass line this year will be, "I'm with Sarah Palin." If you are further questioned, claim that you cannot answer anymore questions because you're not just a bum, but a mute bum, and saying anything else would ruin your costume.

Try not to sleep with anyone. Please believe me. Elvira (or Mr. Sexy Spaceman) might look hot after a couple of pumpkin pounders, but waking up with them on Saturday—the bald gray light of mid-morning peeking through your window—will usually reveal the true horror of Halloween.

That's all I can think of right now. Whaddya think, Blogtownies. Do you have any rules for Halloween boozing? Post 'em in the comments section.

Oh, and BOO!



Trade Your Guns for Food or Money

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 3:15 PM

This weekend, there will be hundreds of guns on a single street in Lents. The Ceasefire Oregon Education Foundation, an anti-gun violence group, is hosting its 14th annual Gun Turn-In Day in Lents, where you can hand over your working handgun or other lethal device and receive a $75 gift certificate to Fred Meyer. Last year, the group collected 245 guns.

But this afternoon came a different offer, via the neighborhood listeserve: "We got a better deal. If you have a firearm that looks in good condition, give us a call. We will come by your house to make things more convenient. We will gladly pay you $100 for a large caliber short barreled hand gun. We are also looking for M-1 rifles. Give us a call and we would be happy to talk it over. A couple of bucks more is always a good deal," writes Wes Wolfe, who is coincidentally the Lents Neighborhood Association vice president.

I called up Wes to ask if he felt like he was undermining the point of the gun turn in, which is to improve safety by getting guns off the streets altogether. Wolfe disagreed, saying people who feel unsafe having a gun in their house should sell it to him, since he's trained in how to use it properly. "Why destroy a valuable weapon?" he asks, "What a waste." Wolfe pointed out that destroying unwanted guns isn't a very environmentally or economically efficient idea, when people who want guns (like him) have to out and buy new ones for $300 or so. He's specifically looking for a .22 caliber rifle, too, that he plans to let local boy scouts use to earn a rifle shooting merit badge.

"Don't you have to do a background check to sell someone a gun?" I asked.
Nope, he said, not in Oregon. Someone can just bring a gun to his house and - bam! - $100 easy money. He told me I could compare gun prices on Craigslist.
"You can buy guns on Craigslist?!" I shouted. Indeed you can: old guns, hunting guns, guns promising
"This thing is a beast, you will be feared on the battlefield!"
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Boy scouts with a gun! Cheap gun for sale on Craigslist! Two perfectly terrifying Halloween costumes! Everyone with a gun who wants $100 tonight should email Wes immediately.

Department of Bizarre (and Racist?) Voicemails

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 2:53 PM

There's a "black zombie army" that will rise up if Obama is elected... apparently.







More Election Fun!

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 2:34 PM

As if that list below isn't enough to keep you busy in the run-up to Tuesday's election, head to America Votes to find more folks who need volunteers. Like the Oregon League of Conservation Voters, or NARAL Pro-Choice Oregon.

Last Episode of Pure Pod for Now People

Posted by Christine S. Blystone on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 2:08 PM

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Schools close, grown men weep, Alanis Morissette washes her hair!! The world is turned upside down as Matt and Magsy record their FINAL EPISODE. Music by pretty much everyone you would imagine they would play in their FINAL EPISODE! Did we mention it's their FINAL EPISODE?! Welcome to episode 95 (The FINAL EPISODE!) of Pure Pod For Now People.

Grassroots Plans for Alberta Lot

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 1:53 PM

Right in the middle of Alberta's booming business stretch is an empty plot of land that's conspicuously lined with weeds and fig trees while the rest of the street has sprouted condos, boutiques and bistros. It's the Lot. And now, after lying vacant for 10 years, City Repair Project is starting to pull together a team to start seriously trying to turn it an official community park.

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The empty lot is a big opportunity for the NE neighborhood - City Repair and Alberta neighbors think making turning it into a park could reduce gentrification tensions in the neighborhood by giving neighbors a common space to socialize. "I'd like to see more interaction between old timers and new comers," says Vernon neighborhood association treasurer Oma Richardson, "It's such a beautifully located lot, it would be great if we could keep it natural rather than putting a condominium on it."

Anonymous neighbors have already staged low-key attempts to claim the space anyway. During the last year, someone built rock shrines on the corner and planted a sign reading "community garden" among the grass and trash. Twice people tore down fences that encircled the property and hung out there during Last Thursday. The neighbors have all sorts of ideas about good uses for the lot, if they had some money. They could build an amphitheater, maybe, or just planting some more trees. "It would be nice to have some place where dogs could frolic," says Richardson. (Non-gentrifying dogs of course.)

Anyway, this is all still in the works - Hindi Iserhott, who's heading up the project for City Repair, hasn't contacted the landlord yet with a proposal. The landlord has a reputation for not working well with the neighborhood, but Iserhott hopes she can scrounge together enough grant money or donations to convince him to lease or sell the lot to the neighborhood. The landlord might be willing to let go of the land because, face it, the condo plan is probably dead in this economy.

On the city side, it's probably not likely the Parks Dept will be up for buying the property, since just blocks away from the lot are the big Alberta Park and the tiny Sabin HydroPark, 10 blocks up the road is Wilshire Park. Plus, it's rumored that the lot's owner paid more than a million dollars for the prime space a few years ago and the Parks Dept has to pay market value to acquire land. So looking at a million dollars for a small park in a neighborhood that already has a lot of them? The neighbors are better off looking for dollars elsewhere.

Iserhott is looking for anyone who can help pull together a serious proposal for the space: designers, grant writers, people with experience in land acquisition should drop her an email.

Calling Bullshit On 28th & Burnside Rumors

Posted by Matt Davis on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 1:38 PM

So I blogged about this earlier in the week, but we've been getting multiple emails and phone calls, even text messages, about rumored sexual assaults taking place around 28th and Burnside over recent weeks. I understand why it's important to spread these tips, because after all, you don't want to take a chance. But after checking with the police, and trying desperately to find anyone who can substantiate this wildfire, we've found nobody. I'm not saying don't keep spreading the tips. I'm saying that if you hear the tip, you might like to ask the person you hear it from who they heard it from, and let's try to get back to someone who maybe knows anything concrete. I take rumors of sexual assault just as seriously as the next person. But having done my best to get to the bottom of them, there just doesn't seem to be one.

Blazers Fans: Tonight We Dress Like The Bloods!

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 1:25 PM

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This just in from the greatest Blazers blog on the planet:

"We want fans to wear red, make noise and make the Rose Garden intimidating for visitors," Trail Blazers President Larry Miller said. "Our players feed off of that crowd energy, so it is a goal of ours to create the best home court advantage in the NBA."

This is for tonight's home opener against San Antonio, by the way. This truly is terrible news for those of us who already had a costume planned (erotic Trig Palin--What? Too soon?), but we'll manage.

Do like Darius, wear red tonight for Rip City. Let's show the nationally televised audience that Portland knows how to color coordinate.

Pre-Election Weekend!

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 1:13 PM

With just four days to go before Tuesday's election, candidates and campaigns are hustling and bustling to get out their message and implore people to vote. If you've just now been bitten by the election bug, there are plenty of ways to get involved (or learn more) this weekend!

This afternoon, the Bus Project's ghouls and goblins are hitting the streets in costume, to Trick or Vote. They'll be knocking on doors in groups that launch at 3:30 and 5:30 to get out the vote, then partying all night to Blindpilot and DJ Beyonda. Volunteers get in to the show for free, so show up at Audiocinema (226 SE Madison) at 3:30 or 5:30--in costume!--to pitch in.

The folks at Defend Oregon--the group fighting the Sizemore and Mannix measures--will also be busy this weekend: "With so many confusing measures on the ballot, we need your help reaching key voters in this election. Join us in spreading the word about these vague, poorly written measures that will have negative impacts on all Oregonians. Volunteers like you are our most powerful messengers." Check here to sign up for phone banking or to canvass in East Portland.

And have I mentioned that Jeff Merkley's polling numbers look really good, when it comes to unseating Republican incumbent Senator Gordon Smith? I've got my fingers crossed tight on that race, but crossed fingers don't win elections: Votes do. Help Merkley on Saturday morning, where the canvass kicks off at 10 am at SEIU's headquarters, 3536 SE 26th. He'll be joined by Senator Ron Wyden and SEIU President Andy Stern. On Sunday at the same place at 11 am, Merkley and fellow Democratic candidates like US Rep Earl Blumenauer, Secretary of State candidate Kate Brown, and Attorney General candidate John Kroger kick off another canvass.

In Portland races, City Council candidate Amanda Fritz is hosting four meet-and-greets, for folks who'd like to learn more about her before voting (or, you could just take our word for it and choose her!). Or if you've already voted for her, feel free to discuss your priorities for her first term, should she win on Tuesday.

Her itinerary:

* Saturday 10 - 11 am, Bipartisan Cafe, 7901 SE Stark

* Saturday 1 - 2 pm, Baristadors Coffee, SW Pomona/Capitol

* Saturday 3 - 4 pm, Cafe Russe, NW 23rd/Marshall, with former candidate Chris Smith

* Sunday 3:30 - 4:30 pm, Twin Paradox, 8609 SE 17th

Charles Lewis, also running for the city council seat, has a jam packed schedule himself. And, he has pizza!

This Saturday, we'll be meeting at noon at campaign headquarters (8 NE Killingsworth St) to go door to door. If you can't make that, join us on Sunday at 3pm for a phonebank/pizza party! Bring your cell phone, a passion for progressive politics and your appetite. Invite your friends!

Capping off the weekend, the biggest event might be DNC Chair Howard Dean's rally at Barack Obama's SE Portland headquarters: He'll be joined by a slate of the Democrats' candidates, from Jeff Merkley to Ben Westlund and Kate Brow. That goes down at 4:30 on Sunday at the "Campaign for Change Headquarters" at 3016 SE Division (I suggest you bike or bus there; The last rally I attended there didn't include Dean, and parking was still impossible).

My Halloween Wish

Posted by Patrick Alan Coleman on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 1:03 PM

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Call Me

It's a rainy Halloween day, and there's nothing more I'd like to do than hang out on the couch and watch disturbing, murderous, and otherwise dark films. Instead, I'm in the office. But thanks to the magic of IMDb, in association with Hulu, there are plenty of Halloween-y films right at the end of my mouse click.

So far I've watched the first ten minutes of Carnival of Souls, and Night of the Living Dead, and currently Lynch's creepy Lost Highway is chugging along in another window... The part where creepy Robert Blake's creepy Mystery Man has not-so-creepy Bill Pullman as Fred Madison call him up in Madison's own creepy house... (shudder)... so creeeeepy.

So, though I may not be home with a fifth of whiskey, a jumbo sized bag of candy corn, and a rented smorgasbord of spine-tinglers, at least I can be unproductive at the office with IMDb. Besides, I need something to distract me from Steve's disturbing Halloween costume. Don't ask.

Nolita Denim Swap

Posted by Marjorie Skinner on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 11:30 AM

Once again, Nolita is benefiting Big Brothers Big Sisters with a denim swap. Here's the deal: Bring in a pair of your old-but-still-wearable jeans (youth and adult sizes welcome), and Nolita will donate them and give you $25 towards a new pair of jeans (excluding pairs already marked down) for your trouble. Come in any time during store hours from November 3-17 to swap, and if you want to find out more about Big Brothers Big Sisters, drop by the store on November 12 from 6:30-7:30 for "big hour" accompanied by wine and hors d'oeuvres.

Now, watch this hipster infomercial about the latest hotshit denim brand to hit the store, [City of Others].

More shopping and fashion on MOD.

Batman in Japan.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 10:00 AM

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This week I reviewed Joker, the new graphic novel from Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo. It's a decidedly dour take on the Joker, Batman, and Gotham, as is the custom these days--between Christopher Nolan's Batman movies and the way that the Batman comics have read over the past few years, it's easy to forget that Batman is about as schizophrenic of a superhero as there is.

Okay, so Batman himself might not be schizophrenic (or maybe he is--hell, dude's probably psychopathic, at least), but portrayals of him definitely are, from the '60s TV series to Tim Burton's films to the cartoons to any of the hundreds of ways he's been portrayed in DC's comic books. Adding one more element to that jumbled bat-mythos is Pantheon's Bat-Manga: The Secret History of Batman in Japan. Bat-Manga has been compiled and designed by super-designer and Batman enthusiast Chip Kidd, and it collects some stuff that's slipped under the radar for the past 40 years: Namely, Batman comics that ran in Japan's Shonen King manga anthology from 1966-1967.

In his introduction, Kidd calls these stories, which were written and drawn by Jiro Kuwata, "a fluid cross-cultural blend of the all-American Dynamic Duo viewed through a delirious manga lens of velocity, atomic-age streamlining, and a healthy dose of robots and dinosaurs." That sounds about right to me: Bat-Manga translates and collects these goofy, surreal, fun stories, and also includes photos of old Batman toys from Japan. If it wasn't obvious already, this whole thing is bizarre and bright and incomprehensible and fantastic. Hit the jump for a few more images from the collection, which is in bookstores now.

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Happy Halloween, Everybody!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 9:52 AM

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Stand back everybody... his webbing could shoot out from anywhere.

OH, AND WHILE I'M THINKING ABOUT IT! Please take a look at this hilarioso site which documents the ten WORST TV related Halloween costumes... like... EVER. Here's my favorite.

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Cousin Jeri from The Facts of Life! YAAAAY! (Thanks Brad!)

Backwards Day in Sarah Palin-land

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 9:33 AM

Check out this bizarre logic coming out of Sarah Palin's mouth: The media is threatening her First Amendment right to free speech, by saying that she's running a negative campaign. Um... what? This is a woman who went to journalism school, right? So she would have studied the First Amendment, and should know that she gets her right to free speech, and then the press does, too. And if they call bullshit on her campaign, so be it.

Not in Palin's world:

"If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations," Palin told [conservative radio] host Chris Plante, "then I don't know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment right and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media."

Because in Palin's world, if the media "elite" say you're going negative, that means your right to go negative is taken away...

Good Morning News!

Posted by Sarah Mirk on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 9:30 AM

It's Halloween! Apparently it's time to bust out the spooooky lynched effigies of Palin and Obama.

Treat: Sarah Palin seems to be bringing down John McCain's popularity - 59 percent of voters say she's "unprepared for the job."

Trick: Suicide bombers in Afghanistan are using more complex tactics.

Haunted Houses: Empty homes stripped of appliances are the result of a 107% increase in Oregonians defaulting on mortgage payments.

Tailpipe Dreams: Ford says it can make it through tough economic times - and rehire 1,000 laid off workers - by building "the best truck that's ever been seen."

Poor Politicians: A citizen committee finds Oregon is at the bottom end of politician pay and approves raising state officials' salaries.

The Boss Would Like You to Spend "A Night with the Jersey Devil"

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Fri, Oct 31, 2008 at 8:32 AM

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Well, it's not the "Monster Mash" but Bruce Springsteen has decided to give us all a little Halloween treat that is tastier than even the sweetest miniature-sized Almond Joy--a video for a brand new song.

The bluesy haunt of "A Night with the Jersey Devil" is very un-Bruce, but his wild stomping howl (think Nick Cave, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, or Tom Waits) is a nice fit to a song that tells the tale about an evil creature that haunts South Jersey. The locals refer to it as Jon Bon Jovi the New Jersey Devil.

Dim the lights, lock the door, don't go into those woods, and watch it here.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Palin, Obama Team to Kick Ass in Venezuela

Posted by Earnest "Nex" Cavalli on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 11:31 PM

Have you ever dreamed of watching Barack Obama kill a Latin oil baron? Ever found yourself a bit ... "engorged" while imagining Sarah Palin firing missiles from a helicopter at a platoon of Venezuelan guerrillas?

Today is your lucky day, m'boy!

According to G4 (the vaguely videogame-based cable network) the presidential hopeful and vice-presidential moose assassin are coming to Pandemic Studios' Mercenaries 2: World in Flames in an upcoming downloadable content pack (skip to 1:03 in the clip unless you wanna hear about the Beatles' Rock Band spinoff).

Both will be playable characters, and both will play through the same storyline that drove Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez to declare the game a "campaign of psychological terror" crafted by the U.S. government.

No word so far on when we'll be able to download Captain Hope n' Change and that woman who we'll all have forgotten by February, nor any confirmation on how much the pack might cost.

Needless to say, as soon as I find out more solid info on this thing I'll let you all know. This shit is just too bizarrely hilarious to not cover almost constantly.

Chaos At The Courthouse Over Controversial Cross Cultural Adoption Case

Posted by Matt Davis on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 6:35 PM

Carollynn Smith, the 60-year-old North Portland grandmother fighting the Department for Human Services for custody of her two youngest grandchildren, said she was "hoping for a miracle today," walking into the Multnomah County Courthouse on SW 4th this afternoon.

She didn't get one.

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CONFUSION: Smith (second from left), talks with frustrated supporters after a judicial review of the state's decision to adopt her two youngest grandkids out to a white family, and cut off all contact.

Instead, Judge Nan Waller told Smith and about 20 supporters that she had the opportunity to appeal the DHS' decision in January 2007, and didn't take it. Smith, who told the Mercury three weeks ago that she has fired her attorneys, saying she did not trust them, said she was never told she had the option to appeal. Nevertheless, Waller said her hands are tied.

"There was a process for requesting a review," Waller said. "That is not before me today."

"I understand that this is an issue of great interest and concern to the city," Waller continued. "The decision of DHS in this case was to follow a different path, a decision made last January. And so that decision was made."

Proceedings were interrupted from the gallery at this point by Roger Weidner, a retired prosecutor who now claims to be fighting corruption in courts across Multnomah County, but who one person mumbled, seemed to be more of a distraction than anything else. Weidner shouted at Waller "we aren't going to tolerate this," and urged Smith and her supporters to leave. They didn't.

Instead, Smith told the judge again that she hadn't known she could appeal. "I didn't know I could appeal because the lawyer I had didn't tell me anything," she said.

Waller replied, something to the effect that she couldn't help that. Audio recording devices and photography were forbidden in the hearing, and I didn't catch what she said.

"That's what Hitler said," someone called out from the gallery, in response.

"We're done with our hearing for today," said Waller, abruptly, leaving the courtroom.

After the judge was gone, Weidner got up and started talking loudly about the constitution. Then a sheriff's deputy put his hands on a KBOO reporter for alleged un-permitted audio recording, and it looked like there might be a scuffle. Things eventually calmed down when the KBOO reporter agreed to delete the recording, if, indeed, there had been any. Meanwhile Smith, looking confused, was shepherded out of the courtroom and eventually, onto the sidewalk outside. Nobody seemed to know what was happening.

Smith said she plans to appeal the decision, but she still lacks an attorney to do so, and it's unclear what legal avenues she could pursue. In the mean time, it appears she is no closer to regaining contact with her lost grandchildren. A caseworker for the DHS told the judge that the children are "happier than they were a year ago." One of Smith's supporters said, "of course they are, when they get given all those toys."

Watching the scene unfold, one had the feeling that this is truly how injustice happens. There's an appearance of due process, even a judge. But it's chaotic. And in a piecemeal fashion, people shout at each other, there's a fleeting sense of the importance of somebody taking charge, they don't, and then eventually, everyone finds themselves on the courthouse steps, wondering whether what happened could have happened differently, but never, really, being quite so sure.

Cops Say Video Release Is Unfair

Posted by Matt Davis on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 6:16 PM

Earlier today I linked to Nick Budnick's Tribune story about the release of new video footage showing the cops who arrested James Chasse, in the jail booking area, talking about how they tackled him to the ground. Now, Police Chief Rosie Sizer and the City Attorney, Linda Meng, have put out a statement:

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It's interesting to note the city attorney attacking the Chasse family's lawyers for releasing the video. They don't explain why the internal affairs investigation into the officers' behavior, relating to the death, remains incomplete more than two years after the fact. Where's the fairness in that, I wonder?

The statement also appears to contradict public relations wisdom, which is: Don't attack the distributor of the message, attack the message itself. Or stay silent. Attacking the lawyers for releasing the video to the press is likely to leave the public asking, "is that all you got?" It's Palin school...almost comes across as haughty. Very strange.

Maxine Bernstein has more coverage at the Oregonian.

Two Things of Note Before I Leave the Office

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 5:20 PM

Did I ever tell you that a couple of years ago I dressed up as He-Man for Halloween? Here's a picture.

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I was reminded of this absolutely awesome costume when I saw this equally awesome commercial for He-Man and the Masters of the Universe... ON ICE! (Skeletor on skates is a force to be reckoned with.)

Secondly, I was at the Yelle show last night at Berbati's which was pretty awesomeriffic as well. HOWEVER! There was a strangely large douchebag contingent in attendance, and one Bag in particular with a cigarette in his mouth kept jumping up on stage with no apparent intent. When I saw the following video of what happened to a drunken Phillie fan after last night's World Series closer, I thought, "Wow. This is exactly what I wish would've happened to that douchebag at Yelle."

Goodnight.

The Sizemore Ballot...

Posted by Andrew R Tonry on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 4:00 PM

...straight from the horse's mouth.

Perhaps you're like me and haven't voted yet. I like to wait until election day to fill out my ballot. There's a certain ritual to it that feels much more special and inclusive than taking care of the thing on a random Sunday in October. And if you haven't filled out your ballot yet, this video's for you.

It's a point/counterpoint on the Sizemore ballot measures (including that pesky, controversial Measure 60 whose Mercury endorsement has drawn plenty of ire) featuring Sizemore himself and Democrat Steve Novick. Pretty simple really. Hopefully it'll help you decide if you haven't a.) made up your mind, or b.) dropped of your ballot.

Find other video's I've done for MTV here

Bummer...

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 3:56 PM

The presidential campaign trail rumor of the day was a "bombshell" story about Sarah Palin, under wraps at the Anchorage Daily News. Rumor is it had something to do with her missing medical records, or the truth around Trig's birth. (I'm not usually a conspiracy theorist, but I'm not convinced the VP candidate gave birth to him.)

The ADN got such a flood of messages about the rumor, they responded: They aren't sitting on something.

Reading Tonight: Shock of the New

Posted by Alison Hallett on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 3:43 PM

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What better way to kill time before tonight's Frightened Rabbit show at Holocene than at a reading just down the street?

Shock of the New is organized by Future Tense publisher, occasional Mercury contributor, and all around nice guy Kevin Sampsell, and it features readings from poet Zachary Schomburg, Riley Michael Parker (whose chapbook Our Beloved 26th was just published by Future Tense), novelist Patrick deWitt, and Sarah Royal, about whom I don't know a goddamn thing.

In an email which he hopefully won't mind my quoting here, Kevin said Shock of the New is "basically an event I set up just so I could see these 4 new Portland writers read." (Kevin also organizes the salacious reading series Booty Call, going down this weekend at Disjecta, so it's a safe bet tonight's reading will be anything but stodgy.)

The reading is at the Maiden (639 SE Morrison), which felt somewhat less like a gypsy swingers club the last time I was there, and it starts at 6:30 pm, giving you plenty of time to catch everyone's favorite ridiculously named Scottish band afterward. And it's free. So you've got no excuse.

Also, this has nothing to do with the reading whatsoever, but don't forget about the Caitlin Gable rummage sale, which starts tonight at the Expo center and runs through Sunday.

Preacher Finally to Become a Movie? For Real?

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 at 3:34 PM

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Anyone who's read Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's Preacher knows that it's an excellent, excellent comic--witty and creepy and tough and scary. And anyone who's read a word about Preacher on the internet knows that people have been trying the book to film for nearly as long as it's been around--Kevin Smith was supposedly involved with a failed adaptation like a decade ago, and more recently, Mark Steven Johnson, the cinematic genius behind Daredevil and Ghost Writer, was threatening to turn it into an HBO series, which thankfully didn't happen.

Now comes word that solid director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, Road to Perdition) is gonna direct a film version of the comic. From Variety:

Sam Mendes will direct a bigscreen adaptation of the supernatural graphic novel Preacher for Columbia Pictures.

Created by writer Garth Ennis and artist Steve Dillon, graphic novel focuses on the preacher of a Texas town, who is struggling to get by and is driven only by his strong moral sense. When the city is decimated by an otherworldly force, he embarks on a journey across the country to take on the evil.

I prefer Wikipedia's synopsis:

Preacher tells the story of Jesse Custer, a down-and-out preacher in the small Texas town of Annville. Custer was accidentally possessed by the supernatural creature named Genesis in an incident which killed his entire congregation and flattened his church.

Genesis, the product of the unauthorized, unnatural coupling of an angel and a demon, is an infant with no sense of individual will. However, as it is composed of both pure goodness and pure evil, it might have enough power to rival that of God himself. In other words, Jesse Custer, bonded to Genesis, may have become the most powerful being in the whole of living existence.

Custer, driven by a strong sense of right and wrong, goes on a journey across the United States attempting to (literally) find God, who abandoned Heaven the moment Genesis was born. He also begins to discover the truth about his new powers, which allow him to command the obedience of those who hear his words. He is joined by his old girlfriend Tulip O'Hare, as well as a hard-drinking Irish vampire named Cassidy.

This movie could be excellent. True, it could also be terrible. But with Mendes on board, the odds of it not sucking are significantly better than those of it sucking. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bask in the prospect of a badass Preacher movie for a little while. I'll stop whenever I start wondering what it'd be like to hear Jesse Custer pontificating on the beauty of a plastic bag being blown around a parking lot.

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