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Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Politics / Drunk Sarah Palin Rocks the Jazz Flute!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Perhaps you've already seen the Sarah Palin bikini video from her days as a beauty pageant contestant -- but that's not talent, people! "Talent" is rocking the shit out of a totally mellow jazz number with a flute! Behold as Sarah knocks those pageant-going Alaskans on their frozen asses with her awesome fluting! (Flauting?)
PLEASE GOD, let her bring out the flute in tomorrow night's debate! BTW! Don't forget to join us to watch Biden-Palin Massacre '08 tomorrow evening at 5:30 pm at the Clinton Street Theater (2522 SE Clinton -- with beer, big screen and in high def) or at Roots Organic Brewery (1520 SE 7th).
Tip o' the hat to Urlesque!
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