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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Twitter Has Devolved Into Bay-os.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Wed, Oct 1, 2008 at 2:32 PM

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Twitter--or, as I can't help but think of it, "blogging for those who don't even have the attention span for actual blogging, which, seriously, is just kind of ridiculous"--is at its most entertaining when fake Twitter pages pop up. (Remember Sarah Palin's?) My new favorite fake Twitter: Michael Bay's, which boasts updates like:

Fuck it, it's time for some BEACH VOLLEYBALL!

and

Shia is crying less today.

This Michael Bay is also apparently in a bit of a Twitter feud with the earnest Slashfilm Twitter. Says Michael Bay,

@slashfilm No, I don't know who "Fellini" is and quite frankly I don't give a shit.

 

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This is terrific.
Posted by kiala on October 1, 2008 at 3:11 PM · Report
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Did somebody rub a balloon on his head?
Posted by DemonJuice on October 1, 2008 at 7:34 PM · Report

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