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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Good Morning, News!!

Posted by Matt Davis on Tue, Oct 7, 2008 at 8:23 AM

$1.4tr!!! Lost by U.S Banks so far.

GOTCHA!!! TMZ asks Katie Couric which magazines SHE reads:

HOMELESS VOTE FOR OBAMA!!! And for some reason, this is controversial.

JUDO WITH PUTIN!!! The Russian Prime Minister releases a tuition DVD. I could still take him. With a gun and some netting. And some poison. In the dark. I think.

W!!! "Sort of engaging pop-history pageant and amateur, if not inapt, psychological evaluation," says the first review of Oliver Stone's latest presi-pic. I'm sorry, presipice. Thank you...

MONKEY WAITERS GO APE IN JAPAN!!! Says The Sun, ever eager to keep British citizens abreast of the global financial crisis.

LEHMAN CEO KNOCKED OUT!!! In the gym, following news of the firm's bankruptcy. By Vladimir Putin. The horror!

Good day.

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