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Friday, October 10, 2008

Make Way for Karate Monkey!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 at 10:43 AM

Maybe I've just burned out on John McCain's incessant and ridiculous efforts to prove he's "presidential," but now I'm even getting cynical about monkeys who want to prove they can do human jobs. Earlier this week I brought you the Japanese waiter monkey who served drinks and hot towels to customers. Today, it's yet ANOTHER monkey -- and this one allegedly knows karate! I say "allegedly" because all this monkey really does is dress up in a karate suit, and breaks a board by falling on top of it. In other words monkey, why don't you step up and bring the noise? Because I'm pretty sure I can KICK YOUR MONKEY ASS.

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