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Monday, October 13, 2008

Candy Neville Tells John McCain What He Can Do with That Whip

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 10:27 AM

This just in: Former U.S. Senate candidate Candy Neville weighs in on Sen. John McCain's assertion that he's going to "whip" Sen. Barack Obama during Wednesday's debate:

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Please, please tell me this is sarcasm... a joke, right? Paaaaleeez!
Posted by Sissy on October 13, 2008 at 12:29 PM · Report
2
Hilarious. Is Candy Neville the interweb pseudonym for Jon Stewart now?
Posted by Jack Acid on October 13, 2008 at 1:03 PM · Report
3
I hadn't even put the two together.

Also,

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children? Especially the tiny ones. Screw the fat ones, tall ones, and all other assorted non tiny children.

God bless.
Posted by Williams, Jay on October 13, 2008 at 2:14 PM · Report
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Dude, Obama is totally going to shoot down McCain's plane, break his collarbone, stab him in the groin with a bayonet, and hold him prisoner for 5 years where he'll tie him up and beat him every two hours... in the debate!
Posted by Grapleberry Assface on October 13, 2008 at 4:13 PM · Report
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When's the last time anyone used torture as a metaphor for beat (as in to win a game, duh)?
Posted by ragold on October 14, 2008 at 12:08 AM · Report

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