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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

What I Want For X-Mas: Part 2

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 10:19 AM

So the other day I showed you that kinda hung doll that pees all the time. I want that for X-mas. I also want this for X-mas: Kota the Robot Triceratops. Why? Because a) it roars, b) it burps, and c) I can ride it around the office, and intimidate the shit out of my co-workers. (Another advantage of Kota? It gives Sarah Palin hard evidence that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time.)

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