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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Pass the Champagne, Gordon Smith

Posted by Amy J. Ruiz on Thu, Oct 16, 2008 at 10:04 AM

I don't think this political ad works--it's supposed to make me vote for Jeff Merkley, but instead it makes me want to hang out with Gordon Smith. I mean, the ad opens by saying "Gordon Smith sure knows how to throw a party!"

And while I don't want "the guys from Wall Street," George Bush, or "oil executives" to run the country, I do want to put on a fancy dress and sip champagne. Plus, Smith sends out embossed invitations! He's classy. I'd RSVP yes.

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