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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

"Lemme paint you a clearer picture. In about 12 hours, this entire country's gonna be overrun with baby snakes that will eat you and everything in their paths."

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Tue, Oct 21, 2008 at 10:47 AM

I demand to watch the direct-to-DVD Anaconda 3: Offspring immediately, not only because I've already wasted four hours of my life by watching both Anaconda and Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid, but because it stars motherfucking David Hasselhoff, who is a really good actor.

See how good he is at pretending to dial a phone number? Really good.

Anyway, today is "deadline day" or whatever at the paper, but fuck that. Videorama opens at noon and I am going there then and I am renting Anaconda 3: Offspring and then I am going to go home and have a beer or four and watch it. Probably twice. Coworkers, good luck putting out this paper without me. Or whatever, actually; I don't even give a shit. I am spending the afternoon with a bunch of baby snakes and David Hasselhoff, and that is all I can think about at the moment.

Via FilmDrunk.

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