BURN THE BOOKS!!! A Halsey mother wants The Bunny Suicides banned from Central Linn High School's library. I wonder where she got that idea.

OBAMA'S GRANNY!!! The Democratic Presidential candidate will break off his campaign briefly to visit his ailing grandmother in Hawaii.

FLYING SAUCER!!! Filmed in Turkey.

U.F.O!!! An American fighter pilot tells of being sent to shoot one down by the British in 1957.

PALIN GOES ROGUE!!! Slate asks: Is she campaigning for herself, or John McCain?

STOP COVERING PALIN!!! Writes Christopher Hitchens, covering Palin.

And last but not least...

STOLEN BEACH!!! In Jamaica.

Good day.