Commish Randy Leonard takes his name out of the running for commissioner of police. Amy's got the latest here!
McCain claims that Barack "Commie Pinko Anti-American Homosexual-Loving Abortion Performing Terrorist" Obama will say anything to win!
Meanwhile, Obama takes a break from his campaign to visit his sick grandmother. Who's the dick now?
Former U.S. Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan admits he was "partially" wrong to resist regulations, which led to our current economic clusterfuck. Fine, we'll only give him a "partial" ass-whipping.
The Philadelphia Phillies win game one of the World Series over the Tampa Bay Rays by a score of 3 to Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Check out this and other gorgeous photos of Obama on the road HERE, courtesy Time Magazine.
